Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say

TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee · 11 months ago

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

I ll take one meth please

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

You are articulating more like a shroom user

KingJalopy @lemm.ee · 11 months ago

I’ll take 2 methamphetamine please

Godric@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

You some kinda narc?

KingJalopy @lemm.ee · 11 months ago

No no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.

Godric@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

That’s what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain’t a cop so I know you’re good?!?!?

KingJalopy @lemm.ee · 11 months ago

If I was a cop I would have to ~~shoot~~ tell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?

TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee · 11 months ago

Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?

Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Okay but you’re probably going to want more.