I’m also lactose intolerant, but the devil doesn’t sleep just cause I stopped fightin’ him.
I also refuse to tolerate lactose. Godspeed.
This made my partner and me laugh out loud. Thank you.
It made me shoot milk out of my nose!
Which is troubling because I was drinking Diet Pepsi.
Out here making the real sacrifices.
Somebody’s got to. 😤
You are not the Batman the people wanted. Or the Batman the city needs. You aren’t Batman. But you ARE a hero serving the needs the people don’t have but we didn’t need pumpkin spice lattes yet here we are. I salute you not Batman.
I WEAR HOCKEY PANTS.
What kind of ice cream??
I had my butter pecan ice cream blended into a shake, and I got a small scoop of a flavor called Cookie Monster (blue sweet cream ice cream with cookie dough and Oreo’s) since I really wanted to try it.
Oh damn that sounds fantastic!!
Vegan ice creams are pretty tasty. Signed, devil #2
You don’t need me telling you this, but if you’re lactose intolerant, try the lactose enzyme supplements before and after a meal to help digestion.
Lactaid I think is one of them
Oh, I took 'em. But I ate too much. It was like a man versus a military.
As someone who is clearly sensitive to multiple food types but seemingly completely incapable of figuring it out, you have my sympathies.
I accidentally ate a 12 pack of ice cream sandwiches in one sitting last month.
You too?!
did you trip and fall onto them? like, after #6 how was it accidental?
I’m frankly impressed you survived the experience, imagine it was…something on the other side.
Ha. Like that time I accidentally a Coca-Cola bottle.
I ate two boxes of cereal in 4 days. I now have the shits, chills, nausea, heartburn, weakness and general feeling of death disease.
have some tea.
Peppermint tea or a spoonful of peppermint oil is my go to for lactose (or any kind) of stomach ache. Tastes like toothpaste, but it works great!
It’s almost time for sleep, otherwise I would love some. The caffeine would definitely clear me out.
You’re clearly a man of culture as well.
🧐
Get some rest and go find some bacon. Until you can we’ll be thinking of you.
Is this really a remedy? Like how they say fatty foods and bread help with a hangover or something?
MaineMaple and bacon ice cream is good
I ate a half a loaf of bread in one sitting once and then discovered that eating that much bread in one go will fuck you up. Bread sweats are real. I was soaking in sweat and shivering, horrific cramps are the worst shits.
Never again.
Look at the bright side — you probably won’t have to worry about weight gain. It’s just going to exit the other end in a hurry.
in a hurry.
or all at once. NEVER TRUST A FART people, trust me on this one. NEVER.
Points to you
This is what hurt looks like, people. Note it well.
Puts a hand on your shoulder
You didn’t deserve to be betrayed like that. Neither did your pants. It’s not your fault.
the struggle is real. pfffftt
I found out I was mildly lactose intolerant when I started pounding Whey protein shakes during a bulking cycle.
Farting like a draught horse.
There’s a few whey proteins that are lactose free. Hope that helps. :)
Yeah anything made with isolate instead of concentrate has way less issues.
Still… it was almost hilarious how bad it was.
I will warn you know: the farts you get from egg protein are nuclear. It caused an actual fight with my old roommate because he was so disgusted with me. I realized it was the protein and threw it away.
maybe beware of dehydration