Researchers were able to isolate blood flow to the brain
could also help researchers design improved machines for human cardiopulmonary bypass that better replicate natural blood flow to the brain.
They didn’t separate the brain from the body, only made a brain blood bypass.
Guess that wouldn’t’ve made for a sensational enough title.
You missed part of the quote
Researchers were able to isolate blood flow to the brain, separate that brain from the rest of the body, and use a new device to keep the brain alive and functioning.
The article does say that, but the source paper the article links to says this in the Abstract:
Thus, we set out to mechanically render cerebral hemodynamics fully regulable to replicate or modify native pig brain perfusion. To this end, blood flow to the head was surgically separated from the systemic circulation and full extracorporeal pulsatile circulatory control (EPCC) was delivered via a modified aorta or brachiocephalic artery. This control relied on a computerized algorithm that maintained, for several hours, blood pressure, flow and pulsatility at near-native values individually measured before EPCC. Continuous electrocorticography and brain depth electrode recordings were used to evaluate brain activity relative to the standard offered by awake human electrocorticography. Under EPCC, this activity remained unaltered or minimally perturbed compared to the native circulation state, as did cerebral oxygenation, pressure, temperature and microscopic structure. Thus, our approach enables the study of neural activity and its circulatory manipulation in independence of most of the rest of the organism.
And nothing whatsoever about physically removing the brain from the body. It’s teeechnically separated from the body’s circulatory system - with the experimental, artificial connection replacing the natural one between tthe body’s circulatory system and the brain’s blood flow - but that really seems to be it.
The article is extremely misleading and only barely connected to the actual study, in short.
I’m personally gonna add Popular Mechanics to my internal list of pop sci rags that can’t be trusted.
Oh sure … all media is likely some form of garbage, especially when it comes to anything other than the main text.
But a blood bypass would surely be the first major and critical step to isolating a brain from the whole body, except for cranial nerves and spinal cord of course, depending on what purpose anyone has for this. I’m presuming there’s some advantage that could be had in certain surgical procedures.
I guess it could already allow full body transplants for tetraplegic patients… I mean, if they have no muscle control, and get a brain-dead donor, they have nothing to lose and might live who knows how much longer.
Probably a step farther, would be spinal nerve reconstruction, or using stuff like a brain implant to reconnect to the new body. Bridging nerve gaps is one of the first goals, and Neuralink’s first human tests are to be performed precisely on tetraplegic patients, so the two might be a good fit.
The article mentions an improved way to maintain blood flow to the isolated part, so that would be beneficial for all surgeries that need isolation (like heart surgery).
Of course the “pump random drugs only to the brain and see how it reacts”, is also interesting, just not as sensationalist… and they could even eat the rest of the pig afterwards, if the test drugs don’t make it there.
That is both fascinating and terrifying at once.
All I can think of is the sequence in robocop of all the failed robocop experiments.
Is this going to hurt his bid for presidency?
TIHI. I love science but stuff like this is creepy AF, and unethical. It’s torture in the name of science.
Functioning for several hours doesn’t sound good enough to start thinking about humans, lmao. Give me “a couple decades” and then I’ll be interested.
It sounds like the worst imaginable torture
I hear you, but consider this: robot body
So, your “self” isn’t just your brain, you have an entire nervous system throughout your body AND a secondary system linked to your gut and secondary tissues… Being just a brain isn’t even close to all of “you”
You know phantom limb syndrome? Imagine phantom everything syndrome
yeah that sounds great, liberate me from the endocrine. Haven’t you ever wondered how it would feel to be seperate from all the hormones and animal miscellenia? I think about it a lot.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.