Hopefully you had some legendary butchers by the end

She’s very good at sit, stay, leave it.

Isn’t that a good thing?

The noise. The eyes.

Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.

Wrong every time

One of these paragraphs is not like the others

The density increases to a local maxima as a function of time and attractive forces. There are claims of a global maxima, but these are often refuted by others claiming to have found a new global maxima.

The inverse of the function results in a decrease in density to a local minima as a function of time and repulsive forces.

I’m going to climb Mount Everest!

proceeds to walk up while carrying a minimal load over maintained paths and bridges while someone else carries everything and does the actual climbing

I did it, all by myself! #blessed #IAmEnough #strong

Find a good barber. Any barber could do a decent straight shave, a good barber can give you a great straight shave.

I’ve never liked the taste of mineral water. I can do bottled spring or purified water if it’s cold, and usually ice water at restaurants.

At home, I usually drink room temperature water with True Lemon strawberry lemonade flavor.

Plain water. One time when I was young, I got thirsty and drank a lot of water straight from the tap. Then got sick and threw it all up. Now I have a hard time drinking plain water. I can drink water with flavor, I can drink water with food.

It has four legs, point ears, a tail, and looks pissed. Sounds like a cat to me.

Ah, Ted, we lost you too soon.

Is populism a part of fascism? Seems like populists tend to be popular during rough times. They give you an “other” to blame, so it’s not your fault.

I feel like I’ve seen this meme before, it’s very derivative

I wasn’t aware of that, thanks for sharing

Has gender affirming surgery for minors ever been a thing? Counseling and medication, sure, but I’ve never heard of someone advocating for surgery. Seems like a conservative dog whistle.

I think it’s a tongue in cheek comment

How the turn tables…