Honestly probably the best written post I’ve seen on Lemmy.
I’m still not truly convinced it’s not some kind of meme/ weird in-joke that I just don’t get. Like, that just seems so obviously unsanitary and with no obvious appeal that I just cannot accept that it can be something that more than a extremely tiny fraction of people actually do
Kissing is similarly gross if you think about it.
I guess you eat a lot of shit?
Any house with a toilet is covered in a micro layer of shit particles so most likely.
Do you press your mouth against the toilet and flap your tongue around on it?
Is your ass always covered in shit? Maybe wash more dude.
Again people do that to each other’s mouths which have way more bacteria and decaying food in it.
That is still another level than actual shit though. No one argues mouths are hygenic. But to compare it to your butthole, I mean, no. There is a reason stuff like handwashing or flushable toilets increased life expectancy quite a bit, people stopped getting sick from all the stuff that comes out of our shit.
Hand washing stops stuff getting in your mouth and eyes. There’s also way more bacteria in your mouth. Both are bad. You’re more likely to catch something from kissing.
Here’s the beautiful part: you don’t need to. Shit particles go everywhere.
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Read the comment, it’s talked about by the nurse
They only really covered STIs. But there’s a huge range of things in your mouth. Colds and flus are big ones obviously. But also things like mono etc.
Any exchange of fluids is a risk. Just have to be as clean as possible and choose your partners well.
I dated a girl for a bit who really, really loved having her ass eaten and vice versa so… I don’t think it is. I’m pretty sure my distaste for it was a factor in her calling things off.
I feel the exact same way.
I don’t know anyone who beats about it IRL, and I couldn’t think of a bigger turnoff.
I’m sure it happens, but it’s gotta be a very very small percentage of people.
It’s definitely not a meme. About half my partners have wanted it done to them, wanted to do it to me, or both. It’s feels good.
I’m curious to see how it feels, but have zero interest in performing it on someone else. I have enough trouble going down on my partner that squirts.
Yeah the idea of getting pissed into my mouth doesn’t do much for me.
Whereas I literally swallowed it.
Ya. I like this person a lot but I gagged last time I went down on them when it happened.
Honestly, they didn’t warn me the first time I did which maybe I should have set as a boundary. Idk
That’s a real shame mate. Maybe see if they can give you a heads up or something. At least can try and get out of the splash zone then.
I know several people that would fucking love that. But if it’s not your thing can’t be helped.
It’s possible they were inconsiderate. But I’ve had a partner that didn’t warn me because she only ever squirted with penetration so it didn’t occur to her she even needed to.
It’s only unsanitary if you’re unsanitary though.
The whole point of the linked post is that it’s always unsanitary. If you trust someone who claims to be a nurse on the Internet.
The one thing I noticed missing is the time it takes for bacteria to reach harmful levels. I am by no means a nurse, or have any knowledge on that subject. I would only imagine that removing 99% with soaps, cleaning, and being quick about eating ass reduces your chance of sickness by a lot.
…how common are worms in humans?
Yeah, fuck, it’s written like every second person has worms.
Sampling bias of being around literal assholes all the time, for one. Second, nearly every animal not being or under the care of a human has parasitic whatevers. Not a question of if they have them, but what kind.
For them, they probably do. The nurse said that their job included it, and most healthcare people who are having to go hands-on with a patient for cleaning purposes aren’t doing it for fun, but because the person needed it.
You don’t travel to third world countries to eat rural villager ass?
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works thanks for the incredible write up!
Glad you enjoyed my ass… writing
Lmfao, just a nurse chiming in to say I appreciate the shit out of you. Pun intended
I have to ask- is eating pussy or licking balls really more sanitary? If buttcheeks are problematic for bacterial regrowth, surely an asshole (less likely to be freshly cleaned at that) an inch away from the thing you’re licking is also a source for that.
Define sanitary.
No body to body contact is truly sanitary in the strictest sense.
And, you’re absolutely right that the proximity of the anus to the genitalia means there will be at least occasional stray bacteria reaching said genitalia.
However, because the non-STD bacteria that are the biggest risk with eating ass aren’t as well equipped to last on the balls or vulva, and the vagina itself is moderately acidic, the risk of e-coli getting into your mouth in enough quantity and being alive enough to get past your immune system is lower than with direct analingus/rimming.
The butt cheeks are also a much lower risk, but all of the area is a non-zero risk without serious efforts akin to surgical scrubbing. Even that is only temporary.
E-coli can indeed be found in the vagina, on the vulvae, and on the scrotum. That’s one of the reasons that you should always use a barrier during sexual contact. Even if you know someone is STD free, you have to be prepared for the inevitable cross contamination. If you’re with a partner long term, that’s inevitable, so you might as well just get it over with, but for short term or single encounter partners? Dental dams and condoms are cheaper than antibiotics.
Oh god I have been using the flat part of my tongue.
Gotta use the tip more. Not because of any risk, but because you get the job done better. You don’t really lick when you’re eating pussy, at least not for the entire thing. It’s all about movement and suction being used in a steady, repeatable way, with just enough variation to keep it from becoming over-stimulating.
Even when you’re working the clitoris while applying suction, you don’t really use the flat of the tongue. You just use the first inch or so, the way you might if you were drinking from it.
Mind you, every woman is different, so there’s no single “recipe” of what’s going to work best, but most women tend to enjoy a ramping up of speed, pressure, and suction as they process through the arousal cycle. If you’re licking with the flat of your tongue, it’s really only going to work well in the very beginning, as a break for your mouth, or as a break for them between orgasms.
Using a barrier does make good technique harder, particularly with suction. But it can be done. And, tbh, if you’re with a one night or other very short term partner, good enough is good enough. So you use the barrier and make up for it by being willing to keep going lol.
Link seems broken/incorrect, all I get when I click it is “Server error”
I’ve wondered where this obsession with eating ass comes from. Then I remember most people are stupid and want to belong to a flock, like a sheep.
This is exactly what I would expect to read from a normy who never had their ass eaten.
And never will. Just like I’ll never eat a literal piece of shit just to “fit in.” But you do you, Shooter.
Sheep eat ass?
Not sure, but they are stupid, and really like to belong to a trib… I mean flock.
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Comment was deleted. You should have screen shat it.
It’s not deleted. The link appears to be broken though. Try this one: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/7992560
That’s no better. Sync doesn’t load anything and browser says “Server error”.
Sync loaded it for me.
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Where does it say anyone in this meme is a career nursing assistant? Did I miss that part or are we making shit up as usual?
It’s not in the meme. The link should take you to a specific comment that is by a career nursing assistant.
Edit: here’s a Direct link
Ahh. I have .ml blocked/filtered from my feed. Thats why.
Ah yeah that would do it. The message is too long for me to screenshot but I could copy/paste it into a dm with you if you’re interested in it.
Oh that’s quite alright. It’s not that important. But thank you very much for offering. That’s incredibly kind of you.
.world link for ease of access.
Thanks. The boost app copies the post/comment link using the instance of the person who posts it. I’m sure this will help people.
Eating ass is repulsive. Sucking on toes is where it’s at.
Imo, both are repulsive. Also, kissing, sucking dick, and eating pussy are all repulsive. Vaginal and anal sex are pretty repulsive too when you think about it. Humans are disgusting animals. That being said, I love all of the above and will take as much as I possibly can until I’m physically unable to.
Praise tha lawd hallelujah!
And then Jesus came…
Amen!
Yeah, I’m sitting here wondering how these people do things and enjoy life. Like, if people understood from a microbiology level how filthy literally everything is, they’d realize frankly none of it matters.
Did you know that (at least using the Boost app) you can add tags to people’s names and it appears on every comment/post they make?
Have sex with a hundred women, no one bats an eye. Fuck a goat once… 😭
PS: I dare you to tag me Goat Fucker.
Do you have any idea how confusing this will be once I forget the context?
Hey it works with connect app as well. Cheers, goat fucker.
Does this work on Eternity?
