• OhFudgeBars@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    10 months ago

    we sort of see a 20 percent uplift on the value of that customer because you’re locking that person, committing to a longer-term relationship.

    Do these people never listen to themselves? Who the hell wants to be “locked”?

    • sirdorius@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      10 months ago

      CEO: “We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only”

      Investors: “What brilliant entrepreneurship!”