ylai@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoHP CEO: You're 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplieswww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down12cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.world
arrow-up142arrow-down1external-linkHP CEO: You're 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplieswww.theregister.comylai@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square16fedilinkcross-posted to: technology@lemmy.world
minus-squaresirdorius@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-210 months agoCEO: “We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only” Investors: “What brilliant entrepreneurship!”
CEO: “We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only”
Investors: “What brilliant entrepreneurship!”