Brain has been patched. I can’t undo this now.
Lemme ruin ‘testicles’ for ya too.
One man’s ruin is another man’s treasure
This reminded me I play an online game with a guy who signs in as Testicles, the Greek philosopher.
My partner recently bought me a stuffed cat that has giant balls. It’s hilarious, long story. Anyway I’ve named him Bophades.
Bophades
I’m familiar with the legend, yes.
I find this hilarious
Where do I sign?
I petition that henceforth all words be pronounced in the spirit of Greek heroes
“My testicles itch.”
All hail the mighty Testicules!
All hail the great Johncles
What does “let’s meet those headlines” mean?
Meet those headlines [with all the flair that they give science journalism]
Also Thermo-meter rather than ther-mom-eter would be good
Bi-cycle instead of bi-sickle or motor-sickle instead of motor-cycle
One instance where the german pronounciation actually makes sense
I will never not pronounce them that way now that I have seen this.
Just like tentacles and obstacles!
And testicles!
The mighty Testacles, completely immune to any type of scrotal discomfort (like a true manwhore).
Socratal*
Testicles the Younger and Testicles the Elder or am I confusing with the Testicles twins?
You mean the Testa Bros? Those are Romans.
Nope, Chuck Testa.
I can no longer read tentacles without thinking “Don’t buy a boat.”
Reminds me of the fact that Helicopter is a compound noun of helico (spiral) and pter (wing).
So you’re saying it’s pronounced helicopter, and not helicopter?
And it’s also spelled accordingly!
I love me some Buffalo chicken pters.
Romanian intensificare
Incontinentia Buttocks
This really should be on change.org.
Yup, just as any other useless petition that does nothing lol
Uripades? Umendades?
Got my vote
Particle man particle man
when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?
Does whatever a particle can!