“My how you’ve grown!”
“I’m onto you, grandma.”
keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move
Eh, I’ll take it at this point…
I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf
“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”
"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”
How dare she come in to my box???
Mail order bride
Damn, even the state doesn’t want me
My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist
This is the truth.
Only have sex with men if you want to be an independent, free citizen
This, but unironically.
And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…
But which state?
Delaware
Gaseous I think though solid doesn’t seem like too long of a stretch
Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
But what’s the green thing in her mouth, the frog driving the android?
