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Wtf is that in my fruitbowl then? H̷̼͎͚͋͘̚ͅͅe̵̛̯̱̭̘̞̜̮͆̃͌l̵̨̫̗̣̖̣̻͐̍͝p̵̱̜̞͍̹̤͍̩̖͗̿̾͂ͅ
It’s a mimic. Incinerate it.
Damn turns out mimics are hella tasty
If you ferment your pears, you get something that mimics cider!
You’ll know it was a mimic if it turns into a coffee cup halfway down your throat
So that’s why my poop is brown and not green!
A-pear-ition
Deny pears to instantly become an US agent
These are long apples comrade, or dare you suggest otherwise?
Me, looking at the pears in Walmart:
“What the heck are you!?”
this but with women
