These fuckers will take out a god damn second mortgage in order to buy fireworks. I seriously don’t know how else some of these ppl pay for them. You will see ppl barely scraping by yet somehow spend hours shooting off fireworks.
My family spent $700 this year and told me “This is the least we have ever spent on them”. It is ridiculous. I like loud explosions as much as the next guy but I do agree it’s absolutely insane. Fireworks are legitimately an addiction of the entire population.
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Propaganda. Plus explosives and hotdogs are cool, I guess.
I think the whole fireworks thing is a bigger reason most Americans celebrate it than anything else.
These fuckers will take out a god damn second mortgage in order to buy fireworks. I seriously don’t know how else some of these ppl pay for them. You will see ppl barely scraping by yet somehow spend hours shooting off fireworks.
My family spent $700 this year and told me “This is the least we have ever spent on them”. It is ridiculous. I like loud explosions as much as the next guy but I do agree it’s absolutely insane. Fireworks are legitimately an addiction of the entire population.
Jesus Christ, that is enough money to pay all my bills, and food for a whole month for me and my partner.
I know. People here spend absurd funds on fireworks and “showing up the Johnsons” in general. Living in absolute decadence.