Is this…map porn?
The world is a vampire
Sent to drain?
Secret destroyers hold up you up to the flames?
And what do I get for my pain?
Betrayed desires and a piece of the gaaaame
Even though…… I…… Know……
I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can’t unsee it. Thanks
Wait a second…Stupid sexy Flanders
Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach … I want to try to unsee that … because that image looks like nothing at all
Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion…
It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s… if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!
Archive.org has a Spice Channel TV video up that someone must have recorded on VHS. Hard to watch because there’s a lot of flickering from the old tape. Mostly only interesting as a historical footnote. More softcore than I expected; apparently, even on pay per view, the cable companies were only willing to go so far.
Same brother, same…
I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.
Nooo, earth chan.
She is NOT FLAT
Some people are horrifically down bad
It’s me, I’m some people
You’re not alone brøthêr
Mother Earth is a MILF.
BILF
Billion-year-old
I’d
Like to
FuckTrust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho
I don’t know man. That’s quite the age gap.
But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge
That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.
My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s
A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again … the wife pushes him off and says “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? … I’m not ready yet! … it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!”
You really shouldn’t be that thirsty for salt water.
That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho
When her hot folds boil your foreskin off… 😩
the reverse circumcision, searing it shut
“Baby … I just want to spread open your tectonic plates and watch your magma flow”
Milky mommy Gaia titties.
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Oh no it did
Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.
Oh yeah… Daddy…keep going. - AMOC
The Earth is thicc.
Atlantic booba.
Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Stupid sexy Atlanti-chan.
I see the legs a little differently, with mostly the left thigh & ass cheek with a bit of the right thigh in the bottom right.
You saw it like this too?
I did, and I realized that the body mechanics of left leg + right shoulder forward make less sense unless one is preparing for a twirl, or maybe the end of a forehand stroke (from tennis).
Please excuse my shitty art, I am not artistically inclined
It conveys the point peerfectly. I saw it like that as well.
Yep, I just couldn’t put it really into artistic vision. lol It does make sense if they’re laying on a bed or something.
Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we’re not even here!
Upper arm tattoo. Looks rad.
mid-atlantic cleavage.
I believe in the thicc Earth
Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.
