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Likewise, why would they bother with balloons, at all? We know they were highly advanced, it seems more likely they’d just skip to planes?
Likewise, why would they bother with balloons, at all? We know they were highly advanced, it seems more likely they’d just skip to planes?
taps head Guaranteed job security.
“We’re good! We’ll just hang out here!”
“You’re not going to believe this, but I brought my anal douche, just in case you wanted to douche together!”
Not when he does it.
Fart loudly? Call the police?
Jackpot! I knew my fedora collection would eventually pay off!
My proudest album discovery ever. The whole thing is a criminally overlooked masterpiece, in my opinion, but this song is how I found it.
Nothing ol’ Papa John can’t fix!
In the meantime, I’ll continue to gorge myself on Fig Newtons while rubbing it raw.
My daughter and I played with a ball today. It looks like Mancala might be old as balls!?
This tells Smeagol all we needs to know.
I suspect a few of my exes may have been bipolish.
Hairy Larry and the Library.
On second thought, yours still sounds more kid-friendly.
He relentlessly hassles the librarians over their “woke agendas.”
Yeah, but what are the odds the 99% will ever see even the tiniest drop of their cum sucked by one of these?
That building system looks pretty excellent.
Ribbed for your pleasure.
OP, you posted this publicly. Just fyi in case it was supposed to be a private message to Dwayne Johnson.