Lazy hobby mom says good morning from her bed when she’s been away for a week and everyone else cares for the kids and home. She’s hardly seen L but still lays in bed posting for her career job and making more content instead of cherishing some special time with her. Shane’s been putting her to bed every night and this morning instead of letting him rest she plunks back in bed. She is so selfish. My bet on their big fun day is heading to the mall to buy L’s love.
It really makes you wonder if she bursts into tears or gets violent when someone tries to ask for more support at home. Nothing bad has ever happened to Sarah, why is she so catered to? Shane has to have zero gumption to live this kind of life - money or not. I come from a very large family so many in-laws and from the in-law side there is always a hesitation to use the grandparent in-laws. I don’t think much of any of them but Shane has to feel like an ass passing of his kid while his wife is away playing.
It’s shocking how she treats L. She’s not a mother. She birthed a kid for attention and fame and then discarded the child. Anyone who questions her is attacked with a barrage of guilt; SHE never got to do “this” before. Sadly, she isn’t leaving L for a career or work. Attending movie premieres, parties, and football games isn’t work. She’s not paid to post about these activities. She’s given these activities in exchange for posts. That’s not work; that’s fun and partying. She’s not a CEO; she’s never been one. The only thing she’s built is a massive lie that pays. The most significant payment that enabled her to live this life came from Knix. This payment gave her a lot of money and access. Knix bought her a reputation as an empowered woman. Brands that need more marketing intellect followed suit. The result has been more power and prestige for Sarah and more landfill garbage for humanity: shelves stocked with merchandise that doesn’t sell, events that no one attends, photoshoots for vanity purposes only, BS parties. Sarah is an empty vessel who churns out garbage content in exchange for attention and perceived superiority. L is just another prop. The kid doesn’t even rate as high as Sarah’s skinny Walmart mirror.
Well said!!!
Clearly stymied as to why she had a fourth, as her motherhood days were obviously over and done with… she is a mere token, hobby mother just as she wished. Her main priority is herself and her career goals. I feel judgmental writing this, but there are women in this world who desperately want a child to nurture and 100% be involved in raising them. This is not the picture I see here and it is very sad.
The thing wearing on me is that this isn’t how a career oriented parent is parenting today. Maybe a 1950s dad? But even executive level dads today are home more and not laying in bed in a house with a preschooler who’s awake and they’ve hardly seen for weeks. Career moms still carry a lot of the mental load of families but many times I’ve had calls with even career dads cancelled because they’re home with a sick kid.
Career dads with stay at home wives aren’t this disengaged.
It’s not a career vs parenthood thing at all despite her efforts to sell it as that - I think you hit the nail on the head that she is done with motherhood.
Wow you have made such a valid statement here !
This woman values nothing but herself. Ever. Sarah is the main character in her story and the rest are just side bars and props.
I knew she’d be going to Taylor Swift. I’m a big fan and could not get tickets. So jealous! Of course, someone gave her a presale code. Quite the charmed week she’s had!
I had similar rage when she got those amazingly close seats for Beyoncé and was like eh, it was cool, I guess. I paid a lot a lot in LA and was VERY NOT close. Even if you are not a true Beyoncé fan that show was a captivating work of art. That experience was wasted on her!
I hate it as a fan too who couldn’t even get a sniff at tickets. The fact someone gave her a code when she isn’t even a fan is so ridiculous. She always gets everything.
Poor L being totally forgotten about this whole week though.
Whatever BirdShit wants BirdShit gets. It’s actually unreal.
And she’s leaving again next week. I wonder how L feels in her little heart. Her mother must feel so distant right now. Sarah could have stayed home. She’s hoping to get attention as J clearly hasn’t want to be her sidekick recently. It’s just not a good look!
Yep - so predictable - there she is getting all the attention. I cut if off but this wonderful fan even posted J in the photo who clearly doesn’t want to be shared. Her fans are bs. And Sarah sharing it w/o the edit is her selfishness to the max.
I look forward to seeing this clown next year if she plans on showing up for her son’s high school things! Unless he’s at College Heights?? She hasn’t really divulged what learning issues he has…because why offer advice to people in similar situations right?
CH is being revamped next year and there’s no grade 9/10 there anymore.
She woke her kid up when she got home late at night to make content and post so she can show her followers she’s a good mom that loves the kid she barely parents. I’m so convinced she’s a great mom!
I thought the same. If she’s missing her toddler so much she has to disrupt her sleep she could maybe…just choose her daughter over her career job things everyone and a while. I bet she craves a grand welcome when she comes home from trips and they probably all prefer it when she’s not home.
Sarah isn’t only impacting her kids lives but her “angel” mother is tied down because L needs her. What if Sarah’s sister needed some help or just wanted a visit with her mum but she can’t because everyone serves Sarah. How sad is that? She is so incredibly selfish.
The body makeup ? Someone gave her really bad advice on that one and she got sucked in. All I can see is orange and grease. So natural/s Once again she falls into the hard and trashy vibe. No classic naturally beautiful look to see here. So sad when you have to fake it, to make it.
Every outfit she tried on was more hideous than the next. She has zero zero zero fashion sense. Nothing was chic or sexy. She looked like a reject Mad Max extra. Goes to show how people around her treat her with baby gloves, too cause Bailey was way too nice about all that lol I definitely appreciate my friends being more brutally honest. I don’t think she could handle that though.
Why does she do this weird mouth shit?
She’s an awkward weirdo
Probably because she’s high again
(Preface cause I’m not accusing, i just thought it was funny) Swinging jaw 🤣 I’ve seen plenty of those in my lifetime
There’s a video from one of the other attendees where they start moving around and making silly poses. SNL never moves. She keeps her stupid pose like a statue. With her arms firmly by her side and her leg jutting forward. She has her “slimming” poses down pat, and she is definitely not gonna break them. What a sad existence for a 40 year old woman. Imagine not being able to ever fully let go and be in motion or have fun because of some delusion you have created for yourself online?
Her statue poses on the red carpet are so stiff. She is never just living. The other girls are just so free and it truly shows on their faces.
So is she Just Bailey’s guest for this event then? 😏
I feel like she wakes up, reads our posts, and tries to convince us we’ve got it all wrong. Her post has her on the red carpet sucking up to other models and the unfiltered photos from the make up artist. She’s always just going to be adjacent - most of us can be okay with that and live our best lives. Sarah has such a sad existence.
Makeup artist photo vs. Sarah’s photo. I guess my iPhone is still filtering Sarah’s photos. I know it’s subtle but still. She can’t stop herself.
This is more makeup than I wore in my wedding lol and that’s a lot.
At what point does bronzer count as brown face? Asking for a friend…
Damn the MUA contoured the shit outta her face
Lmao how is this a good look. Why is she so orange lol
Oompa Loompa chique
That makeup is so outdated too, and makes her look older. She can’t help it because she must look like a sex vixen at all times but she would look so much better in an understated look with a focus on glowing (NOT ORANGE) skin.
Her entire look is screaming 2010 edgy Pinterest girl. She’s brought back a version of beige-goth Sarah. We all know what happened when she beige goth’d last time. Shane better get ready for divorce. Sarah is in man-hunt mode. Perhaps this is why she’s renovated the house to be entirely her style???
She literally looks like Isabel Clancy’s satire TT account about getting ready in 2000’s…but Birdie seriously thinks she’s hot stuff
My phone did the same thing. haha.
LMAO her biggest jump scare ever, she looks ridiculous. Did she just go to LA for another half naked photoshoot?
I was absolutely, 100% convinced she got a boob job until this photo. That’s how much she filters. At least be consistent? lol.
Same!!! I def thought she did something but not anymore
Such a try hard. I don’t know who got her into that party but she wasn’t a special guest or walk the red carpet (there would be photos bragging). She’s just there - trying to get attention, manifesting getting into SI. She looks like she knows who she needs to charm, getting attention from men because the woman there probably ignore her. Of all the goals to have or the reason to leave your little girl for weeks at a time….
She’s gross. She’s really acting like someone who has zero life at home waiting for her. Shane is taking all her responsibilities on while she’s giggling it up with other men at an SI party. If I was Shane, maybe I wouldn’t be there waiting when she gets home because not like she cares about anything back in Guelph. Like imagine ditching your little girl for weeks all to schmooze?
I wonder what she would do if she really did get a big break in LA?
Poor Shame probably at home setting up the Christmas Tree while Birdie here is traipsing around LA. I hope doesn’t take any large rocks for a ride while she’s there hobnobbing with all these men.
Oops didn’t see this before I posted 🤣
Her laughing it up with some guy seems right on brand for Sarah.
I love that she’s so absolutely boring with complete nontent, that nobody even has anything to snark about LOL
Agreed, she thinks she’s so important with her busy week of trips but even all that is boring af. Can’t wait for her to just fade into oblivion and stop getting opportunities.
Looks like she created a reason to go see the other BFF because Briony was getting recognized at an event. She was the last person to offer congratulations. The mean girl that she is is screaming but people can’t see it.
Lmao OF COURSE she makes up a story about kids thinking she was a movie star and they were asking her for pictures. I can’t with her 😂 if it was true, I hope they mistaked her for something terrible lol
Can they just stop inviting her to these movie premieres. It’s so annoying
But she’s a professional movie reviewer now and she couldn’t have done it without US! Like seriously, I doubt this has anything to do with your lame reviews lol
I can’t believe she thinks she’s a professional movie reviewer now 😂 she legit writes a sentence about a movie and adds a emoji rating, wow great stuff!! I’d take her more seriously if she started a vlog/blog and actually wrote more thoughts then “this was very good, I liked the actors. Very funny, very cute 🔔🔔🔔🔔”
Jump scare. Like put some clothes on.
When your career job is so demanding you can’t get dressed. 🙄
Siskel and Ebert are movie reviewers not this phony 😂 . And yes I’m that old.
So Is Richard Krause 👍👍 if he ever read her reviews, he be rollin his eyeballs
So if it’s the movie premiere that I am seeing, she’s a piece of crap for not brining L because many other people brought their children that are her age to it and it seemed like a very family friendly event.
The too young excuse seemed very weird. She just didn’t wanna have to deal with her, let’s be real.
Let’s be real she didn’t want to take care of her child for once. Nana k wasn’t there
It bothers me so much how she seems to feel no sadness for leaving L behind for all these “important” events she has. Like tonight she has all the family but L is “too young” and had to be left behind with NK as usual. And she still has more things coming up that I’m sure L is forgotten about during. How is she okay with being so absent to her little girl?? I’m glad she at least has her Nana because she sure doesn’t have a mom.
Too busy trying to perfect her Kardashian voice and R pronunciation at Rockefeller Center
I always notice that when Sarah’s BFFs do things she always delays her praise. This meanest of the mean girls manipulates every person around her. Everyone shouting out Briony but no mention from Sarah. But somehow these friends are always serving her but we never, ever see her doing a kind thing for anyone, let alone her own family!
She’s to busy on the shitter taking pics with her pants down around her ankles.
It’s Sarah’s world and everyone else just lives in it.
I’ve noticed this. I haven’t said anything yet because I know Sarah will read this, post and look supportive. She missed Meredith Shaw’s new Penn launch two weeks ago and hasn’t posted anything or reposted it. No mention has been made of Meredith.
She’s a complete self-centered asshole
Engagement must be slipping, time to start the week with half naked photos in a bathtub and some toilet poetry about her body!!!
She can’t pose to save her life. What is this?
She looks like a teacher with her hand on her hip who is annoyed with a student…but in an empty bathtub With no clothes (AGAIN) It’s so freaking odd. And not in an artistic avante garde type of way.
If this was posted on Halloween I would have thought horror movie?! It’s not a look!
I can’t with the comments. This freak in the last comment with an account with no posts or followers. Also why the do these clowns think she can write a book? Do we need a book about her stretch marks? I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s going to do it. Jillian is.
A lot of the comments are from bots. I suspect they always have been. She’s a fake.
Can you even imagine being her editor or fact-checker? What a nightmare! It’s really funny, to me, that this almost 40-year old woman thinks her story is so unique that it’s worthy of a book. I also doubt she’s going to be able to hit deadlines.
If her book is anything like her word soup stories, LPC listing from Chat GPT, or the cease and desist letter from her lawyer…we can guarantee it’ll 5th grade reading level
It’s very cult like, brainwashed, mindless. Somewhat scary, if these are real people
She has no substance, she’s not a whole person. She’s a walking fupa with stretch marks. Guess what, Birdie? Most of us have a belly, loose skin and stretch marks but we are so much more, we have a meaning in life and find value in a zillion other things!