(Preface cause I’m not accusing, i just thought it was funny) Swinging jaw 🤣 I’ve seen plenty of those in my lifetime

She’s an awkward weirdo

Every outfit she tried on was more hideous than the next. She has zero zero zero fashion sense. Nothing was chic or sexy. She looked like a reject Mad Max extra. Goes to show how people around her treat her with baby gloves, too cause Bailey was way too nice about all that lol I definitely appreciate my friends being more brutally honest. I don’t think she could handle that though.

There’s a video from one of the other attendees where they start moving around and making silly poses. SNL never moves. She keeps her stupid pose like a statue. With her arms firmly by her side and her leg jutting forward. She has her “slimming” poses down pat, and she is definitely not gonna break them. What a sad existence for a 40 year old woman. Imagine not being able to ever fully let go and be in motion or have fun because of some delusion you have created for yourself online?

That makeup is so outdated too, and makes her look older. She can’t help it because she must look like a sex vixen at all times but she would look so much better in an understated look with a focus on glowing (NOT ORANGE) skin.

She made a 3 slide story talking manically about a Roots Wicked collab and how wild it was. READ THE FUCKING ROOM.

I completely relate and understand. We shouldn’t be forced to make decisions about our bodies because of politics. I have a 14 year old daughter. I’m having to debate if I should put her on a 10 yr IUD. It also scares me to think that she won’t have insurance in 4 years. I’m thinking of you and all women. I’m scared for all of us but I know we at least we will always have each other.

Also, a middle-aged woman of color here, albeit in a blue enclave, but I still don’t feel safe. I posted on reddit, but I’m terrified. I looked at my husband and told him omg if you were a Trump/Walz supporter, I would feel so unsafe right now. I literally had a flashback to handmaiden tale where she goes to the bank and they don’t let her withdraw without her husband’s permission. How close that can be to my future! Or worse, my daughter’s.

Her world really is so small lol the comments are sick, though. Women said they cried over this and how amazing she is. They don’t need a “friend” like SNL they need therapy.

Wonder how she feels about her favorite player being under fire for smashing a phone and using a slur. It’s been all over the news here. He’s trash, and i wouldn’t support him no matter what. I have convictions, though.

All that crusade about teenagers trick or treating and she couldn’t be bothered to take her small child out. Instead, she stayed home to be fauned over by children. Did her own teens even go out?

On that note, I picked my daughter up from HS yesterday to take her and her friend trick or treating and 90% of the girls were dressed up. Lots of clever and homemade costumes. Shrek, Juno, Doctor Phil, memes. My kid and her friend also made theirs. It gave me joy (I didn’t cry about it though lol). I saw soooo many teens out last night and nobody batted an eye. I don’t know what she’s going on about.

I wonder if they are on the outs.

The anxiety I’ve been feeling! I am gonna go early vote today. But yes trick or treating teenagers lol

The eyebrows are super villain arched today. She gave herself like 4 inches of lid space! She bold lol also stfu about the trick or treating. I never even thought about teenagers trick or treating/not doing so until SHE brought it up. Then she whines about how she used to be scared of them? Wtf.

Girl has never had a thigh gap. I don’t know why she is so in denial and hell bent on pretending she has one. Give it up lol

And to brag. She loves her a bragging moment.

Heaven forbid she has to be responsible for watching her or helping her eat.

That hideous ass outfit. She’s in NYC where people of all shapes, sizes, colors, orientations wear whatever the hell they want and don’t give a shit. They walk with confidence and have actual fashion sense. She must be feeling stupid and needs to convince herself she can keep up. But she can’t. She’s a boring and basic 40 year old sheltered suburbanite who never bothered to learn about the world around her. The world keeps spinning and it’s not spinning around for her. The whole feeling herself is a lie. She is just over compensating and she looks like a try hard. Like someone else said, the midlife crisis is hitting hard. Especially when you have no sense of self.

She has no talent. No niche except “body positivity” and that’s quickly fading. The trend is leaning towards fitness and thinness. Taking care of yourself is in. Body neutrality and loving your health is becoming bigger than just showing off your stretch marks. We all have them. Nobody cares anymore. People don’t need an influencer to tell them they are acceptable.

Glamzilla moved to the US and is doing brand trips constantly. She went to Hawaii with Kosas right after Paris. Laura Lee is Korea with Laneige. I think she is angling for more trips like that. The difference is they are actually talented makeup artists who put work into their content. Also… umm they are younger and childless. They can jet off (i mean she does too but still).