• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Boss gets a dollar, I get…less then a penny??? Aw hell!! Screw pooping on company time! I’mma just bring a gun into work!

    …and the news has another days worth of content.

    (Just to be clear, I’m NOT threatening to bring a gun to work. I don’t own a gun. I’m just showing how these scenarios play out)

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      22 days ago

      You forgot to add “in Minecraft” there at the end, the police is on their way

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      22 days ago

      There’s only so much pooping I can do in eight hours. Would it be ok if I just sleep on the couch and drink coffee all day?

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      21 days ago

      I’m just showing how these scenarios play out

      But that’s not how office violence generally happens, it usually happens because someone is fired and gets really mad about it. You’re unlikely to bring a gun to work if you’re merely unemployed or underpaid.