• fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    I’ve only been scratched once in two years and it was an accident due to a fairly unlikely farcical comedy scene.

    Essentially, if you’re sat on a wooden chair (which can amplify sounds), and you have a nervous cat pinned on your lap, as you apply a vial of flea treatment to his neck, I recommend that you do not suddenly and loudly pass wind.

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      1 year ago

      Mine took a chunk out of my lip because I accidentally kicked the vacuum while I was carrying him somewhere. It didn’t even turn on but his fear of the vacuum runs almost as deep as the canyon he carved through my face. But yeah, he’s the best 🙃