“Gay Bowsey”
“So long gay Bowser!”
-Mario
Bowser the power bottom
Are we sure he’s a bottom?
Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
Peach goes to his castle to top.
The only wrong answer is Toad.
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.
That’s getting into a philosophical space.
Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?
Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
Everyone wants on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride!
Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).
Wrong.
It makes toad run faster.
I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
la petite mort
I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
orgasm
Lol! I literally know just enough French to not have to actually look up what those words literally mean. Now I really wish I’d taken spanish in high school
Sneeze?
I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall
This one comes to mind for me
LMFAO!!! Love it!
*littterally
Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.
I don’t get it.