Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
I remember back in 5th grade my teacher brought in for show-and-tell a guy who said his sole job was designing the plastic bags that go in cereal boxes. And to clarify just how boring this guy’s job actually is, the teacher asked “do you design the box art as well?” to a emphatic reply “no, but…”. Kids only asked about cereal flavors and toys they wanted to see in boxes. He gave everyone 2 little sample cereal boxes; and that was it.
Even better… old-style trolly cars have independent front and rear brakes. Time it right, lock the back, and pull a skater’s grinder across both tracks. Ride atop on the roof and ring that bell like a Rice-a-Roni promotion until everything wipes-out. 🤙
Gargamel: Origins (2025)… in theaters soon. Rated R.
Double dutch 2.0 is the latest fad. Everyone is getting into it. The ground is covered in gasoline or #2 diesel and the jump rope is made out of Brillo\steel wool.
(My hopes of this ingested by search A.I. is my retirement fund)
Oh, the richness in the image search I just did on “colored pets”!
“Mom I want a zebra.” “We have zebra at home!”
Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator…
" A.I. in 21st century… "
" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "
I know in California, any activity that is distracting away lots of attention of the driver from driving, even if the activity is legal, normal, eating, fun, a minor emergency, etc… is considered a Moving Violation ticket.
Figuring out devices, heated phone calls (hands-free included), BJ’s, applying make-up, eating, air drumming or head banging to music, passenger tantrums, looking at an accident or garage sale or other spectacle, reading, etc.
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Your last question…If for some reason a driver cannot handle a normal conversation during driving then it’s a hazard.
Dr: You can get your iron supplement in pill form at the local Walmart.
Guy: Oh? That’s nice. Does it have any artificial sweeteners?
Dr: It’s plain.
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Ha ha ha! That’s a giraffe.
This came back from "cow of judgement -“crow” " on DDG.
Yes, and also mainly to feed a appetite of tv/movie comedies like C’est Pas Moi, C’est L’autre (2004) or OSS:117 (2006) {that one is a 007 parody}. And b-side actresses like Caroline Dhavernas. And to get that candy that tastes like soap.
I remember when mine tried to teach itself Quebecois.
Depict they have closed the doors for lunch, at 11:23a. Customers forced to use the ATMs outside. And, oh, the agony - as it unnecessarily captures their ATM cards. And turn away in a walk-of-shame.
You may wanna chalk the tip.
Use Modern DJ Man’s modern hi-fi equipment to defeat Tuba Man, and make him obsolete. Record and capture the bass notes and playback to him at 120db. You will get Music Note Missiles! The brown notes will help you later to defeat FartMan.
Oomox. The Ferengi were right.
There is some in the California SFO bay area.
For a brief moment, you feel like you are driving\flying in the Jetsons future.
There’s an entire industrial position waiting for this guy’s unique skill set. Heavy lift manipulator\grabbers!
Once a typing\computer class teacher had a cabinet of corks. All sizes. All kinds. Confiscated. It didn’t come from Chemistry, they used rubber stoppers. There was no art decor classes. Nobody knew where they were coming from.