I got: Women are the most important thing to do in the world.

So. I don’t know if that puts me in the good club or the bad one!

Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called “Fiddlestick!” and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.

I’m pretty sure by “type of ditching” OP means the water conditions. Ditching near the beach is often safer a roadway landing. The least safe is ditching in rough seas in the middle of the ocean, but even that has a surprisingly high survival rate. Pilots don’t always know this, and sometimes give up, not knowing that if they glide the airplane carefully down to the water, their chances of living are pretty good.

Tell you what, I misread two letters in the title, and was 100% sure I clicked on an article about Dolly Parton driving a blood bank van. That’s all. Carry on.

How old is a youth of 24 in dog years?

We carried a jar of mustard in the glove box for precisely this purpose. We always hoped someone would ask!