What’s that, a drink or something?

Catch you on the flip side.

I’ve never heard that one before. But now I’m going to use it.

No, the liability insurance would still be valid, but the insurance wouldn’t pay out in the event of vandalism

I misspelled specific ocean.

I think there’s kits you can buy, but they can get pretty pricy. Though if you’re restoring a classic car, that’s already a pricy endeavor

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic

Honestly, just follow their rules and you’d probably be fine in NK. But maybe not so in the us

Hold my beer and hand me some ammo

Tbf, I do want to see him dead.

Get rid of it sooner rather than later, friend. It’ll only depreciate more. That or body swap it with something more innocuous like a camry

Serious question, if Australia is in eurovision, does that mean Canada could be too?

I have 2 kids and I want them, but their mother kidnapped them and took them to another country, leading to tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees and mont of mental and emotional anguish. I might be able to see them again, hopefully.

Because a shutdown of a fascist government is better than the fascist government being able to function.

I’m actually good at what I do, and everyone actually likes me and doesn’t think I’m just dead weight.

Am I simultaneously conservative and anarchist? I don’t generally take the cigarette for breakfast, but coffee, yes.

Weird Japanese games are the best, case in point, katamari damashi

Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen

The Hague Hilton isn’t where Duterte belongs, but it’s better than nothing.

Why would you do that to your own wife?