the Howling North

Canadians unhappy with Trump’s claims that their country will be America’s 51st state have lost interest in visiting the other 50

Hey, guess what you shouldn’t have said, NYmag.com.

Dig two graves.

The last what now?

I’m in. I’ll miss the Loonie, but Europe’s looking pretty good these days.

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

• Mark Twain

Yeah, I was worried I was starting to like him for a minute there.

I heard it was milk or something.

I’m right there with you. Never thought it would happen, but here we are.

Lisa’s date with density. Homer checks the mail for his happy dude money.