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For free?? Never!
For free?? Never!
New America
I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.
wearing lipstick Ahh you know what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
“Who?”
Jack Burton! Me!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
I believe the jury wasn’t even allowed to know about the “you’re fucked” inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he’s pointing his gun at you, “you’re fucked” but somehow that’s not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
“Person, woman, man, camera, tv”
If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid’s voice.
Get a properly sized pickup truck covered in dings and scratches showing you actually utilize the thing. Your penis is huge and you’ve got balls of steel! A paragon of masculinity!
First you must bring him a shrubbery!
Yeah! Fuck lawns!
Even if you do happen to live in the wild, god’s followers are looking for you
But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else
I was outside, next to a park on a lake, and I mentioned to someone the lack of ambient bugs. He was insistent that there were bugs around somewhere but it took me several minutes to locate ONE and it was the only one I could find.
No dragonflies, ladybugs, bees, wasps, butterflies, beetles, grasshoppers… I couldn’t even see any ants, flies, or mosquitos. The one I found looked similar to a gnat. It’s spring here. There should be bugs.
The gay agenda’s got axes now?
Turning the frogs gay and then giving them axes!!
“…and when you’re a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything.”
But what if you put lipstick on it