Ahh, my mistake. You’ll need to go to this post to sign up as a tester.
Check the pinned comment in the sidebar. You’ll need to sign up there, and it’ll allow you to download later from the Play Store. That’s what worked for me.
I LOVE making shopkeeps and various NPCs retired “high level.” Tends to teach a lesson about how you can’t just hobo every business and towns person without repercussions! An insane little boxer sounds right up their alley too!
Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!