The tape says “keep out” but there’s clearly been an intruder… I’m gonna go in and investigate!

Ah, yet another forbidden yet perfect phone wallpaper…

Hello yes officer, I’d like to both turn myself in and be pinned down for resisting arrest if possible…

I don’t tell on her, she doesn’t tell on me…

Why do I feel like Nishikata is just holding his breath under her tube embarrassed about grabbing and pulling her underwater…

“I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” - literally anyone seeing a pregnant loli for the first time…

I’m confused, what do I win? I see boy clothes hanging on the side, but that can’t be right… I’ll just have whichever shota I get the ring around!

I’m gonna go plant some trees… Happy Belated Arbor Day!!!

“I’d shake your hand, but I can see you’ve been busy keeping the internet clean…”

Who would ever wanna travel without their loli on their lap? 😭

I’ve never understood the IMPLICATION better…