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*SovCit hurt itself in its confusion!”
Privacy.com is your friend. Free and makes ‘uncancellable’ subscriptions a thing of the past
I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.
It’s like a half hour long fever dream…
They should have made the ban take effect immediately, with the possibility of being turned back on after sale.
His name is Herman. Now you know him.
Moon hummus…
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network
When I see how some women were treated in the 50’s, I get the feeling the scariest thing to many men would be a woman they couldn’t command.
Is it too much to ask for a Godzilla movie where he and king king go to a coffee shop and pretentiously sip stadium-sized espressos while animatedly discussing which philosophers would best perform a rail grind down the worlds longest handrail while whistling “Country Roads” by John Denver and juggling a piece of the original cross, the Loch Ness Monster’s kidney stone and a VHS tape containing the last remaining copy of a deleted scene from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood where he laughs at a fart. 10/10 would watch.
DD Mmm YY
Wait…there are people that clean their earbuds?
Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.
Alright alright alright…
Ok, so I think the issue is that I selected English and undetermined. I’m still getting multiple other languages. Is this because those instances are not publishing those posts as whatever language?
I hope it turns out great!
Wonder which model Samsung it was…