who’s the author? I actually like this writing style…

Just turn off the oxygen and get better candidates.

Maybe you don’t…

no, not Le Mans, Lemons. it’s completely different.

I feel like drunk racing should be a sport. I mean, we have 24 hours of lemons, why not drunk racing too?

I drilled in one before, I had trouble breathing in it and ended up taking it off to get some fresh air every now and then. I guess it’s a good thing we weren’t in an actual environment where they were necessary, because I’d have probably died

Coersion. For example, “if you don’t have sex with me right now, we’re breaking up/I’m divorcing you/I’m going to ruin your life by doing xyz.” And when you say no, she’ll threaten to call the cops on you for some made up bullshit, but they’ll believe her over you because she’s the woman and you’re the man.

Also, you don’t have to be erect to have someone force you into performing sex acts. She could force you to perform oral on her, she could grope you, she could even penetrate you.

But if this happens to you, fight back.

nothing is stopping us from writing that, or finding evidence of it online.

I’m trying so hard to justify voting for him in November. Jesus, joe. Just stop being a piece of shit.

I remember a time when a hamburger was 50 cents

but us humans aren’t truly random, we probably behave in similar ways to each other, but also have individual ‘fingerprints’. like the time it takes between keystrokes, or the length of time we spend holding the button on the mouse down while clicking. we could probably come up with a way of identifying someone based only on that kind of data. what was i talking about?

it’s the recaptchas that they should have trouble with. since it’s not just about finding the right picture, it’s also about the time between clicks, the way the mouse moves, etc.

i recently learned something fun, there’s a way of polymerizing blood to turn it into plastic. I’m not sure if that fits in with the overall theme of this comment thread, or if it’s relevant in any way. I just have to share that knowledge.

But who is that?

wait, what?

welcome to the rest of your life. Find something you’re good at (liking what you’re doing is optional) and figure out how to get paid while doing it.

it rolls down stairs, it comes in pairs.

If my experience in both IT and lock picking has taught me anything, it’s to stay away from anything “smart” 'nd also don’t secure your house with schlage or masterlock

Edit:

Abus, zeiss and squire are good choices in locks though

It’s fitting. Kabuso has died and with her so has the internet as we knew it.

ah right, thanks