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Revenant woman Screaming down the street Revenant woman The kind I’d like to stay very, very far the fuck away from

from “Revenant Woman” by Roy Orbison

I have about 5 pounds of bicentennial quarters.

My mom won a week-long vacation to England from a Fruitopia bottle cap contest and she gave it to me and my little brother. I was 20 and he was 16 and we went all over the place. This was back in the days of no cell phones and disposable cameras. That was a lot of fun.

Works every time!

What patriotic Christian American wouldn’t want this fat sweaty lying sack of makeup wearing shit flashing a big toothy grin and the weakest looking thumbs up gesture that is even physically possible dangling his guts over the grave of their own dead child on the grounds of a sacred national monument? Let’s get real.

Not seeing Solarbabies here.

Trump: No, many people are saying I’m the biggest whiner, like no one has ever seen, very whiny and powerful, frankly, and not only that, I’ll take it one step further with [invitation to stochastic terrorism]

My doctor usually prescribes Oxycodone when I have a stone/stones, but I’m just not an opiate guy. It makes me feel more sweaty and nauseous and despair. There is a prescription NSAID called Ketorlac that works much better for this kind of thing in my opinion. One of the effects of long term use is kidney damage, so you need to take enough but not too much for too long. FYI if you’re looking for something to think about next time you get one.

I also found a wireless TENS unit called a Hollywog that just sticks to your back. It’s a little plate and doesn’t have any external wires. It hangs on by the electrode pads and you control it with a phone app over Bluetooth. This thing is great to use while your back is winding and wringing and you are stuck in a reloading agony loop. It kind of helps make it possible to focus on something for a minute without being distracted by the pain.

We really like Sky Valley too.

I do like both of those things.

Excite Truck

This guy always has such dramatic YouTube thumbnail image face

This is fantastic

I never really thought this through all the way this until fairly recently, and it’s not just this instance in particular, but Nancy comics are pretty good.

Ah. Nevertheless,

It’s crazy that this is the kind of shit we’re counting on now. It used to be the Guardrails and then it was the Wheels of Justice grinding exceedingly fine and now it’s Maybe Something Good Will Happen at the Last Minute

Very legal and very cool

I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries

I don’t go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don’t go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can’t deal with people Because they don’t understand me

I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands

I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist

– King Missile

I loved Shadow of Mordor. Shadow of War didn’t really feel like a good continuation of it.

I like anything that hurts Teams