I am shocked I tell you, shocked.

Guido is a massive, rightwing, arsehole.

Everyone knows that fat people just sit around all day not working!!

Non-USA here, what are they resisting?

Let me introduce you to the United States of America…

My insurance costs zero. That’s popular!

“very popular private health insurance”

I’m not an American, but I suspect this is a lie…

Well, shock me coloured, that IS a big surprise.

I’m giving you a virtual pat on the back for that comment.

Now I will only see things in “Sexicolour”