20kg Ghee (use sparingly)

Ah yes let me use this comically large tub of ghee butter “sparingly”

Honestly if you market it the right way, maybe lol.

Just pretend to be qanon and post the text with the title “the stuff the government banned and doesn’t want you to see”

Add some nonsensical conspiracy on why it was banned and I feel like you could actually hook a few people.

Bruh windows and linux have a secrets vault (cred manager and keyring respectively, iirc) for this exact purpose.

Even Discord uses it on both OSs no problem

*connects to pineapple

*sets subnet to 10.0.0.0/16 so I don’t have to type a yee yee ass class B/C address everytime I wanna do something with an address

Or

*connects to pineapple

*Sets subnet to same as target network so paranoid user doesn’t realize he connected to evil twin

Oh yeah uh… what about SSTOs huh? I bet we’ll have some sick aerospike powered vehicles any day now!

The corner Mosque 30 miles away happened to turn on its lights at the same time, therefore it’s confirmed conspiracy and a burning of the building will be scheduled conveniently when the police aren’t around.

/s

More surprised it was exploited workers in Italy and not some outsourced labor in another country like India or China

Lol imagine the poor dude in his office who was just bored and thought “what if I plug this cable back into the hub, probably won’t do anything”

Not a physicist, but how long would a blackhole of that size last lol?

mmhmm I’m sure it had absolutely nothing to do with her terrible voter turnout

Which I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with her sketchy performance under Obama.

And I’m sure not a single Democrat cared that the DNC went around saying “screw the primary we already chose our candidate” during the scam of a primary.

Lol no. Gen Z alone will ensure her demise for deleting flavor from everyone’s school lunches under the fake guise of health.

Hot sauces should be required by law to list their Scoville range (SHU) on their packaging.

Get Biden to actually stop funding a genocide

Random pedestals with swords driven into them lol

I’m actually gonna give the benefit of the doubt and assume this is actually a grown idiot lol

Hillary would have done the same thing as Biden on Israel

Democrats have failed to fix all the insane crap Regean did because the DNC learned about how much money they were missing out on

I still maintain Bernie should run independent. The DNC ensures he will never win the primary, and it was proven by the email leak back in 2016 which is why no one voted for Hillary.

More like victor zsasz vs the joker lmao

Oh I’m sorry I should have said the past 3 months of your terminally online ass

A personal screw you for putting Pakistan on the wrong rail for this one:

Also bonus meme

Hey guys I found the dude who complained the github didn’t come in EXE form lmao