Location, Camera/photos, ( I assume for something like QR scanning), notification, audio.

Exactly. I guess at this point, I’m ok with some certain datapoints being collected. Mostly what they’ll get from me is that I occasionally like a Sausage Egg McMuffin on my way to work. lol

I never go to McDonalds without using a code from the app. $2 breakfast sandwich? Cool. 20% off entire order? Cool. It’s gotten to the point that using the app is necessary to get reasonably priced food. Without it, you’re overpaying.

When they dropped the $1 iced tea, I knew shit got real.

Is this a screenshot of a thumbnail?

Nice try AI. I’m on to you!

The meme doesn’t really work this way but… I’m bitter so whatever.

Maybe it’s because I used the watermarked version I found on Google instead of paying for it. Sorry for disrespecting you Adobe!

They’re the worst. Now they’re actually putting features into vehicles but don’t activate them unless you pay more. You already own the car with the feature existing inside of it but can’t use it. What kind of bullshit is that!

What the hell do I need a copilot for?? I’ve been flying this baby solo since I got my first computer in 1996!

Ahhh…that new toaster smell!

“Looks like you’re trying to make toast? I’m here to help! What kind of toast are you trying to make?.. and did you know toast originated in the early days of…”

*Throws toaster out the window.

For me it’s a good Philly Cheesesteak.

Most of the smartphones sold in US are not iPhones.

This is just a demonstrably false statement that’s very easily fact checked. I’m not saying that to defend Apple. I’m a Google Pixel guy myself.

When I heard the 1138 part I was like “I know that number!” so I rewinded it a bit and cranked up the volume and caught the Tango Hotel Xray. It’s so fast that I’m sure hardly anyone noticed. I probably wouldn’t even have heard it if I wasn’t wearing headphones. I love it when editors, sound engineers and VFX people throw in little easter eggs like that. It’s like a little nod to us nerds. lol

I’m mad at you now for making me hear his voice in my head.

This is really amazing and a little scary at the same time.

I always thought it was supposed to mean something like nobody said or did anything, and then _______ happened. Like the empty space after nobody was supposed to represent silence or nothingness. But even that doesn’t make sense. I’m just overanalyzing a stupid meme.

I’ll never understand the point of adding “nobody” on memes. It’s just completely unnecessary for the joke.

I’m hoping we pick up some more talent. Losing Kelce, Cox and Swift is a tough pill to swallow.