The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train
The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train
I don’t often top but I want in on this
You’re a damned hero. Thanks for taking us on this ride.
Pretty sure me and another Lemmy were the first two men to meet here then fuck. Highly recommend.
What a shame — I kinda love it
Is Mirror Spock single tho?
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
Oh no. I’d totally forgotten about the research phase of my self-discovery.
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
As a gay who used to be even pettier, I have hooked up with exboyfriends’ crushes and one exboyfriend’s new boyfriend. Good lord it is easy to get high off of petty revenge.
A night with my ex and our buddies
Congratulations!
Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?
During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”
I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As get *good as it gets.
You’re getting paid?
You’re gonna hate this, but choke me, Ben