American Jesus
(noun)
pronounced Jee-bus
American Jesus
(noun)
pronounced Jee-bus
My parents have one in their garage somewhere
When I was younger, I used to throw grasshoppers into pens full of baby chicks where they would tear the grasshoppers limb from limb. Also, rats used to live in the henhouse but they don’t anymore because the hens killed all the rats.
I was about to say golf courses, but then I realized that people actually use golf courses to play golf, which is more then the average lawn is used for.
My highschool had a bunch of classes based around welding and working with metal
Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun
My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up
I used to have 1000 tabs open on Firefox, it started having stability issues at ~800 and finally crashed for the final time and refused to reopen my tabs at around 1200 (which I assume is because it ran out of memory). However, Amazon’s Silk Browser is fucking indestructible. I have at least 10,000 tabs open on a 10-year old Kindle Fire with minimal performance issues, and the only problem I’m having is that I can’t back up the tabs as URLs in a text file or something in preparation for the kindle fire finally kicking the bucket.
Unlike billionaires, some parasites are beneficial to humanity (there’s a species of wasp that lays its eggs in plant-destroying caterpillars, and leeches can be used as bait while fishing).
Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:
“It hurt itself in its confusion stupidity!”
I saw one of those with TWO cab extensions yesterday, there was like 2 feet of bed and the rest was just all cab. I cannot wrap my head around the thought process of whoever built that piece of shit.
zero tolerance intelligence policy
Its a LG Rebel LTE
There isn’t a version of LineageOS available for my phone : (
I’ve been using the same off-brand MP3 player for like 15 years now. That thing is indestructible and has better battery life than my phone
By that logic, they should ban water pipes to stop people from making water pipe shotguns
For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.