you can’t tell me to help people and try to make the world a better place!
you’re not my real dad
you can’t tell me to help people and try to make the world a better place!
you’re not my real dad
kid had Quick Guard
The FOs will only be U to you
My arrrse can’t be bothered to check any of those when I have my own Nex server
Not my oven, but my teapot was boiling, thanks!
sent this to my wife who provided extra context
and develop inferiority complex
my wife’s narcissistic mom be like
whip out the litmus paper
this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again
yeah but this is do nothing with guilt
only on weekends
if you don’t want it to feel like a second job, you could always quit your first!
wow now I know what a singular jean looks like
It was going to be a maze!