DeVito on DeBurrito

All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape

What about “Whacky Extracty”

I believe they’re called LipSlitters

I rarely answer calls from known numbers

“All ants are British 'cuz they colonize” -Dan Cummins

Unfortunately I don’t believe she does, the closest thing I could find was “Principles are like prayers. Noble of course. But awkward at a party.”

I loved the game Tomba! 2 The Evil Swine Return, it was creative, intricate, and very far ahead of its time, I would love to see the series get a reboot or a remaster

I’d love to make one of the Cirque Du Freak series by Darren Shan, it was my favorite book series growing up and that movie they made of it was just outright terrible.

But you’ve forgotten the most important rule of porn: you can slap a “step” label onto anything. So now it’s, “my friend’s ‘step’ mom,” meaning they aren’t bound to actual motherhood age.

“I am on nobody’s side because nobody is on my side”

Oh ok, I had never heard of that term before, I stand corrected.

Oh damn I had never heard of the other term before, my bad.

When you’re referring to selling something it’s spelled hocking.

Edit: Turns out I was mistaken, Hawking is indeed the correct term for this.

I prefer “pets of the flesh”

After that he will attempt to touch fire

Hello Potion Seller. I’m going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

A lot of mine have already been listed here, but the one I don’t see yet is Red Dwarf, such a great show no matter how many times I see it.

Become the poop

“Trick question, dickhead, Lemmy is God.”