Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
“Little did they know, a pack of Hawaiians lay in wait nearby, with thoughts of musubi swirling around their coconuts.”
It was going so well until they started about the day count, and I already knew it was over. I hope they’re doing okay now.
It’s like David Bowie and Morgan Freeman combined.
I actually really like the plastic bag and bottle trick.
“Get fucked.” - God
Everett a real one.
God, I hope so.
No website, only crab juice.
This should be immortalized in stained glass.
They’ve been bought by an entertainment parent company, which is why the glut of sponsorships along with their content leaning towards pure entertainment instead of including educational and DIY content. Zach and Jeremiah started their own thing recently and explain in their first video.
cash register rings
I just saw Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence. Believe me, sex dolls might actually be the worse option.
“That’ll cost ya!”
SHINY AND CHROME!
Sigh unzips pants
However, you are opening yourself up to perjury if the prosecution gets creative and proves your dick is small/below average.