I currently love these two:

• Gastropod “A look at food through the lens of science and history” It’s really good well researched content and Nicky Twilley is a wonderful human

• Bad gays About gay villains and complicated figures in history

I actually really like the woman from you’re wrong about. Her laid back speech pattern is really appealing to me

Just have a penis! Duh!

But really, I live in savage no-bidet land, but thankfully I have a handheld shower head that I can just use sitting on the corner of the tub. When I didn’t have a tub, I just squatted, but it’s not nearly as easy