That’s pretty much what I got very sunburnt doing! I threw off my shoes, and like most tropically raised Australians living in/visiting the south walked into water and immediately froze to death when I forgot sea water is not warm here.

Headed down the coast, and competed with the tourists. While it was absolutely insane, I’m kind of glad I went, it was super lovely and warm out.

Little picture of my outing-

Feel the need to stare at the beach. Heading down the cost a bad idea today? The weather’s not super warm, so I’m of two minds about how busy it’ll be.

Full bladder pelvic exams I hate you!! I just want to have a nice little chat with the person who thought, you know what, this person is having some serious pelvic pain so let’s fill em right up where it hurts.

Last time I had one I had an active bladder infection and I cried so much I thought the technician was going to start crying from the amount she was apologising.

Housemate picked Hannibal as the house series, and holy batman I forgot how insane this show is! I’ll also say this one is going to be super fun in terms of seeing the housemates reactions because it’s fkn intense the way it all unfolds.

Nah evaporative, so if I turn it on now while the humidity is relatively low it’ll do a better job.

Think I might lush out and pop the cooling on earlier than I usually would, the house is already feeling a little uncomfortable.

If you are in the area try Dorevitch in Prahran Central Shopping Centre (they are inside Prahran Market Clinic) I see them regularly and they are absolutely brilliant with getting tests organised.

Swapped my pillows out for new ones and now my bed feels all wrong. Usually I’m a two stacker but the new ones are far to fluffy to stack but also not fluffy enough on their own. I fear a night of tossing and turning is afoot.

Just this one off Amazon.

Housemate bought one and it is so cool, my own glow in the dark stars can’t even compete.

Oh, we immediately binned it. If I wanted live in what is basically a glorified apartment block, I would just move into a unit.

The system really is fucked. God forbid you want to actually use the house you’re paying out the arse for.

Housemate and I are on the house hunt and we found this lovely house in a place we love, and in very fine print it says you aren’t allowed to use the carport/granny flat or the shed…

Why the fuck would I pay to use half the house/property, you’ve got to be fucking joking. What’s more is I don’t want to run into someone in the backyard every other day while I’m paying probably triple their rent. I don’t know maybe I’m being unreasonable, but it just seems ridiculous that you pay all this money to basically have a room mate you don’t even get to pick.

Neighbours have forgotten not everyone in the block wants to feel like they live in a night club…

Truly can’t wait to move in May, between party house central and the REA not disclosing they would be our neighbours until after signing the lease (still can’t believe there are no laws around disclosing something like that prior to signing the lease) I just want to get out.

Can’t stop eating the prosciutto stuffed olives I bought at the market yesterday! Every time I’m even remotely close to the kitchen I descend upon them like an animal.

Excellent news!! I’m glad everything went (semi) well for everyone.

Edit - my toddler grade spelling.

Good luck!! Hopefully it’s nothing.

Always worth a look if you are genuinely concerned! My idiot was all floppy and slow once, so I went to the emergency clinic and he actually had a pretty high fever. They gave an injection and it was no joke as if someone had rebooted him, once home it was as if nothing had ever happened.

Finally am negative, I am free to fly the nest!!! I still have what I would describe as a head cold but other than that I am good to gooooooo! Time to reschedule everything I’ve had to cancel in the last two weeks and blow my calendar way out.