assclapcalamity

voting blue because that’s the only option — what? why? how did this happen?

sure but one of them funded the cloning of a wild mastodon, which will be introduced to the cage when they are both sitting in their corners, furiously masturbating or typing on their phones, not sure which

*giardia

okeydokey for the weirdo who doesn’t shit from eating flour, eggs and milk. maybe you should drink more water?

i have seen you doing that! i was like WHY SO MANY OFFICE MEMES!!? maybe space it out a bit?

Reddit didn;t invent conversation. some of my favorite subreddits were niche for podcasts that I like, and those buttholes are still live. whatever

lmao

Firefox has been my main since forever and hasn’t failed me, though I have tried others. I worked in a library back when IE/Microsoft was trying to compete with Netscape. I was constantly, gently trying to remind patrons, Internet Explorer doesn’t work very well.

“also there’s a new thing called google…” that was the tits back then

Ohio River Valley is not a bad destination in the ensuing climate collapse. See you there for the water wars!