X equals negative B

Plus or minus the square root

Of B squared minus 4AC

All over 2A

Sang to the tune of pop goes the weasel.

I haven’t done pre-calc in like 10 years, but this song still lives rent free in my head.

Jeans of missing out

You got it!

Dude goes to the park for a bit, his friend brings him a sandwich. They talk about the future, and immediately get genocided. 80 hours later, the dude kills god