Their training to be a man of the cloth gains them resistance to holy damage

Find a fascist? Blizt’em with a brick! They’ll Nazi it comin!

Pick my toe, it’s hot

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Me parent convinced a few of friends that the ice cream truck only played music when it was OUT of ice cream

YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT! Why? BECAUSE INTS IN READABLY DAMNING TO MY CASE!!

“Hurry Jerry! Parking lot F is just ahead, soo we will be able to start our new lives together!”

Imma broke bitch, it sucked giant ass when the biggie bag went from 4 to 5 then to 6 bucks in my area. There is no delusions of grandeur when eatin at Wendy’s, is jus cheap an becoming less an less.

On the other side is the blackberry logo, I wonder if it’s supposed to jus be a store that sells both?

It’s cause a lot of those fucks are serious. The surround themselves with other mayonnaise Americans and don’t physically see another race

But I love my Anubis gettin stuck on absolutely nothin, only for me to free him an watch him go right back to the same spot on my flat base and spin out

Floating in the diaper tank

Wait, is 3 an 8 our reward?

Wait… Caffeine drinks, like coffee an energy drinks, have always made me sleepy and I’ve always had that attributed to my ADHD. Is that a possibility or have I been mislead?

Just to see how it tastes

This is the 3rd renegade angel meme I’ve seen in the last week, an is all been you. Out here doin the Lord’s work. Not sure which lord, but thanks either way!

I was gonna say, isn’t the hullabalooza or whatever supposed to be '94. The episode is an oldies

You dumb bastard, that’s not a schooner, it’s sail boat.

“…now it spreads love to you and me~…” From Lisa the Tree Hugger, she joined an eco group that was tryin to save the red woods. She was up in it but came down to see her family and left her bucket up which attracted lightning and knocked the tree down. Developer dude put the tree up saying Lisa came to him in a dream to build Lisa land and they knocked the log over an sent it on a path of destruction

I mean it makes sense really, they may be women but they have XY chromosomes and if one of them grab a it they will have both extra reach with the | end (or / end depending on how it hangs) AND the ability to use both hands on the ⌄ part give added stability since you can use both hands. I mean sure X chromosomes have a ⌄ hand hold too but its harder to get the angle right with the ^ part on the other end.