That’s a book for PHP devs

We had those but nade throws in the original call of duty.

An illegal immigrant, pornstar, parent.

I can’t sleep unless I shower I just feel disgusting

It’s all a grand plan to have their lovers available on the battlefield.

I’m guessing call center

Try Soylent I enjoyed them for a meal replacement

Import it into access(Satan whispers quietly into you ear)

We basically eloped in front of family with a family member performing the ceremony

Still more expensive than my wedding lol

Uncle married us, at my aunt’s house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn’t know my mom was out of town so she wasn’t there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that’s water under the bridge now. Wife’s dress was like $35 from Francesca’s and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it’s titanium.

That sign cost more than my wedding

I’m an atheist but if anybody got the bill for anti-christ it’s this guy.

Aside from the moral implications, this was probably one of the biggest mistakes we made.

We don’t have a national language, why don’t you learn Spanish?

They identify more with their bank , than their spank bank

My civics teacher’s wife called one time during class and it went to the answering machine, “Hi Ernie”, whole class bursts into laughter. Def called him Ernie a few times.

HoldsUpSporkCore

But definitely don’t Google Demi Moore bush.

Wiccan spork girl