Zombie Pirate Gator 🐊

@Gorgritch_umie_killa @Tau

I have postal voted.

@Zagorath

6/10. Good enough.

@CEOofmyhouse56

Watched Gardening Australia, worked out all the things I won’t be doing in my garden anytime soon and now chillaxing at the computer.

@ajsadauskas @fuck_cars

And today #ElonMusk paid a bill for 4000 pies that a Tesla concern stiffed a local bakery for.

Big fucking woop.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/feb/26/elon-musk-tesla-bakery-pies-debt

@Nath @trk

The privatised Commonwealth Employment Service will never get better. The services offered by the private sector for job placement are utterly dismal. Personal experience via my then 55 yo partner being laid off from the mines up in Muswellbrook.

Every job he got after that, casual or permanent, were positions that I hunted down. They interviewed him once, right at the start, and not a single offer came his way from them in the ensuing 4 years that he worked or looked for work.

#BringBackTheCES

@blackbirdbiryani @yoz

I’m indelibly attached to Google and I hate it.

@ParanoidFactoid @Polar

No. Not in Australia.

@Ilovethebomb @0ddysseus

And Britain never stole anything from anyone, right?

@Treevan

And pavlovas are Australian, Crowded House and Split Enz are Aussie bands and, while vanilla slices MAY have been created overseas, the 'snot block" is distinctly Australian.

You’ll never see a snot block in a French patisserie.

Feather tailed possums are just the latest adoption.

@Nonameuser678 @Zagorath

Gay marriage referendum didn’t get as vicious as this and that’s saying a lot.

@Treevan

So basically, she said stuff that was not academically challenged and has no real foundation.

Sounds almost political.

@Taleya @bmck

Partner and I have 2 individual accounts where we get our personal money paid in and a main bill paying account that covers everything not related to personal stuff. We both contribute to the main account and pay out from that each fortnight for our “allowances”.

@Treevan 🤯

@Treevan

*crickets*

@tuff_wizard @Arcturus

Yeah but you know where Woop Woop is, right? Somewhere out beyond the Black Stump.

@sizz

Yes, yes I do.