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Dr Mermaid
Dr Mermaid
Those eyes remind me of Monty Python’s Complete Waste Of Time
Now I get angry and make hurtful accusations about you.
The instructions are unclear, it raises more questions, and I need more pictures!
How do you go to the store? and how do you slice lime?
Well actually they do.
According to this trusted source.
I’m not getting an astro, I watched Runaway (1984) I know what they can do:
Dad: Jimmy the HOA evicted the last family that started growing vegetables in their front garden.
Jimmy: Let’s mess up those fascists.
And they did…
Gotta get that umami flavour!
Junior, do as we say, don’t do as we did!
Prove it, try all of James May’s sandwiches on camera and we’ll believe you!
Was just reading the abstract to see how fucked humanity is, and this one says we are super fucked.
I enjoy Playadito it has a nice mild taste.
Oh then just ignore my bad advice.
What about a bucket full of horse meth, then you didn’t need to sleep for a month?
If you are good at inventing doomsday weapons, you could become Syndrome!
I once made Coq au Vin, it took around 2 hours, and I never felt like cooking that again.
At least it was really tasty.
Feeling suicidal? No. Okay then try an all bean diet and see if it helps.
Wait I thought Alexa was a way to make money off people by making it easy to order stuff?
Yeah she’s the best, and in three weeks she’s going on maternity leave, rumor has it that Susie will take her place but don’t spread it around.
It’s trusted sources all the way down.