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Cake day: January 16th, 2024

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    1. If they are understaffed - Microsoft is trying to sell itself as OSS friendly, so they have absolutely zero excuse for not putting enough resources into something this load-bearing and this historically shitty.
    2. If they are well-funded, what the fuck is that money being spent on, ChatNPM?
    3. Npm was acquired by GitHub in 2020. It has been an utter dumpster fire for its entire history. Being acquired by Microsoft doesn’t absolve you from having created the tool Satan the Lord of Hell will use to break the Seventh Seal and bring upon a thousand years of darkness upon humanity.





  • Jesus Christ, I’m a penis haver and reading this gives the same sensations as watching people be punched in the balls.

    The amount of toxic masculinity brain rot required before you willingly go for such an invasive procedure is inconceivable to me.

    Also, this fucking quote:

    You have to treat your penis like a Rolex.

    What in the fuck’s mercy is this supposed to mean? You’re supposed to change its battery every few years? Take it off at night? I have a watch, just, you know, not a Rolex, a normal-person fucking watch, and I can’t decipher this. Is there some specific species of brain worm you get when you buy specifically a Rolex watch?