How many downvotes does it take for someone to realize they don’t belong somewhere?

Let me know when you find out, cause you’ve been on a fucking roll. It’s almost like people don’t like you.

When you write in “Yes” next to sex on forms.

I m p e s s i b l e

I’ve always had issues with volume levels on Windows, so I stick with Equalizer APO for my solution now. Just set a preamp on the device in question and set it to a negative number that sounds and feels right, plus there’s a handy on/off for every setting you choose. Other people might have better options, but I’m lazy AF, and it works for me.

Biggest thing I love that program for is setting a lowpass filter for my Bose, so that knocks in videos don’t sound like someone is knocking at my door, then just switch it back off when listening to or working with music. Great tool.

Edit: you can have individual settings per device this way as well.

Friendly reminder that it’s really fucking stupid to click links without reading them, and I mean really fucking stupid.

Power Stone 3, Half Life 3, Need For Speed Underground 3…

Basically a bunch of 3s

They wish they were Borat.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

Heh, foolhardy.

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶

I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.

Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.

Curious how you feel about custodians, and if one of the lowest paid essential jobs should ask the worker to drive two+ hours a day.

“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”

I’m a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.

It’s enough of an issue that Redd Foxx had a comedy special on record back in 1975 called “you gotta wash your ass”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bQ6Ec2JlQ

Some people just don’t know it’s something they need to do, and perhaps become nose-blind: Though I’ve seen several social media recounts of male partners that think actually scrubbing their ass is weird.

Thanks for sharing, had a good little chuckle.

Little one bonked into a glass door from what I know, and after noticing, I took the time to provide shelter and warmth until it was ready to fly away to a nearby branch - maybe 40 minutes? Enough time for me to take my work break and then a few extra to tell anyone with complaints to shove off. Just a gentle touch at the tail feathers and she walked right on.

The glass door is at an alleyway, so I don’t think the bonk was very hard. Unfortunately I was on the clock, and don’t have any knowledge of how to recoup birds, so I did the best I could.