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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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    • Left image is a canned PR message from an intern who input “Write a generic Presidential holiday greeting” into ChatGPT

    • Right image is an actual post from the literal actual guy, probably while he takes an enormous dump on his gold-plated toilet.

    Biden’s account gives you some generic superficial squishy pablum totally unreflective of the person wielding power.

    Trump’s account give you the raw red-meat deranged inner thoughts of their most racist online uncle, grasping at the levers of power once again.

    I understand how the second bit would turn you off of Trump. But I cannot, for the life of me, imagine any kind of enthusiasm for the first bit. It’s just… nothing. Absolutely devoid of feeling or intention. Low grade ad-copy, like the person writing it could not give a single shit as to whether it was looked at. And the fact that the candidate himself is this dead fish do-nothing flop doesn’t improve things.



  • but that’ll be the good impe… sorry, the good great power protecting smaller nations!

    If Trump is elected, he will enthusiastically pivot to more militant anti-China policy.

    He’s close friends with Duterte and Marcos in the Philippines, and with the Parks in Korea. He’s popular among Australian white nationalists. And he’s the favorite of the Falun Gong and the Taiwanese ultra-nationalists.

    Four years of Trump will almost certainly see us curtail trade with China and send more naval assets into the South China Sea.


  • it’s not like Trump is gonna be pro-palestine

    Trump loves Netanyahu for doing in Israel what he wants to do in the US.

    Biden loves Israel because he’s bought all the Only Liberal Democracy In The Middle East propaganda they’ve been spewing for decades.

    But if you’re a college student getting your head cracked by a SWAT team storming the Columbia campus, Biden is the one asking for your vote. Trump is asking for the SWAT guy’s vote.

    And that’s why Trump is going to win. The SWAT guy is going to turn out for Trump while the protester spends the day in the ER.





  • Who knows? There’s no citation as far as I can tell.

    Its not like we don’t have Bob Menendez pending trial for smuggling gold bars down his pant legs or Henry Cueller queued up for $600k in bribery charges (both of which are apparently fine, according to the GOP aligned SCOTUS…)

    But you’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel when your case for a 2024 candidate slate requires you to call back to the Keating Five and Abscam.






  • When third parties start winning races, you see states and other election institutions finding new ways to exclude them.

    I’m reminded of the Commission on Presidential Debates, which was created to freeze out the League of Women Voters (who had been running debates since '72) by transferring governance of the debates to the heads of the RNC and DNC. This effectively cartelized the debate process.

    After 1996, when Republicans blamed the third party contender Ross Perot of throwing the election to Clinton one too many times, the CPD raised the criteria for participating in debates to each candidate needing 15% support in national polling, functionally excluding all non-major parties.

    But this pushed the more radical elements into the primaries, as we witnessed in 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020, and 2024. Long-shot candidates could find a podium on the stage with as little as 2% national support in the Dem or Republican primaries. The primaries have become a de facto third party venue, as a result. And this has created a crisis of “elect-ability” that party leaders are attempting to tame in their own way, by freezing out challengers through their own arcane procedures and rules.

    It feels increasingly like we’re going back to the old Smoke Filled Room model of candidate selection.


  • So arguably, the easier it is to change your legal gender, the less of a problem gender-based affirmative action is.

    Gender-based public sector affirmative action exists to counterbalance discrimination in the private sector. I would argue that becoming trans to undermine gender-AA is penny wise and pound foolish, unless you were already tending towards that inclination.

    But what I’m seeing here is “I’m changing my gender but only for the purposes of gaming the system, then I expect you to recognize me as my original gender again”. And that’s on par with carrying a pair of crutches in your trunk so you can park in handicapped spaces.

    You don’t really want to take on the burden of being recognized as a woman. You just want to pocket a benefit in the public sector and then go back to your privileged position in the private sector.