No, he likes money. Remember a few years ago when he tweeted about how great dogecoin was? Then a week later he tweeted about how stupid is was and that he was done with? He probably made millions buying and selling dogecoin as he made those tweets. There a huge conflict of interest when it comes to celebrities endorsing crypto coins. If you have the pull, you can just buy a bunch of some shit coin, talk it up and then all the people who look up to you to will go buy it, pumping up the price while you sell and make a huge profit. Then the value crashes back down and everyone who bought is left holding the bag. Whenever some famous person talks about a crypto, 100% of the time it is a grift to skim money from their follower’s pockets.

Right? Like at lease pick up some hobbies or something. I can’t imagine having all that free time and just sitting there letting my brain and body fester.

wastes his time watching movies all day.

Really?? Smh

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true…

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

I understand this feeling, but I don’t feel it myself. Trump dropping dead would be great. I’d rather him be in federal prison for life too, but only because I think that would be a worse punishment for him than death.

Yayyy we get to witness the collapse of humanity I’m so excited 🙃

Wait wait tell me whats going on in the montanan high plains!

Yep, as soon as you feel the leg cramp coming, just stand up. Also works for foot cramps.

There is no moral choice regarding the palestine situation in this election. If both parties support the genocide and colonialism of Israel then boycotting solves nothing, one of the parties is going to win anyways.

This leads to the conclusion that the situation over there should not be a factor in how Americans vote. There are other issues, both domestic and foreign that hinge on this election and are still worthy of voters.

Will this include pardons for the millions of people currently in prison for weed possession?

Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Ukulele

I eat sauerkraut from the jar with a fork.

Then I drink the brine.

In what way is that a cello? There are no strings, hes holding the bow in the wrong hand

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Whyy did you choose neon green over yellow?

Nope. 3% is less than inflation rates so with cost of living factored in they got the opposite.

Wow I really thought it would be bigger, I was way off!

Elon Musk is not the CEO of the website formerly known as Twitter, he hired Linda Yaccarino as CEO in 2023. CNN is fucking stupid. Hes the private owner, you can’t be fired from that.

(Note: I am not an elon stan, fuck that guy. Just clearing up any misconceptions)