Ombudsman of Family Values
Ombudsman of Family Values
There’s always picking up a game at the local tavern!
(This plan has a 64.8% chance not to end poorly)
People want to feel like they’re in a historic setting, but they also want dragons and potatoes. 🤷♂️
Potatoes come from the Elemental Plane of Earth.
The mighty DM has spoken!
At one point when people on Twitter were arguing about the historical accuracy of LGBT+ groups in a DnD setting, I made the argument that anyone who includes potatoes in their setting doesn’t care about historical accuracy anyway. This led to a discussion about what would be missing from a medieval setting and the conclusion that a “historically accurate” DnD setting would have gay people, but not potatoes. This became a running joke.
Fast forward a few months, and during a fair there’s a vendor selling “sausages in a bun, topped with mustard sauce or sauerkraut.” The players caught on to them being hotdogs, and it sparked another discussion about what foods were available in a “historically accurate” setting.
(Which, all those ingredients would have been available to the setting, even of they weren’t eaten in that configuration.)
I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!
I’m just saying, if someone uses a mortar sentry during a researcher escort mission it should be acceptable to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ them.
Fastest planet liberation I’ve ever seen
RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition
Well done, skeleton!
I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?
Me: Explaining to the the tax man I got my money from a magic island full of witches and monsters.
Tax Man: They got oil over there?
But it makes their friendship score go up when they win, so… they like it? Maybe?
Good Me: Hey, if the party wants to use revivify on an NPC, that’s really sweet. It shows they’re emotionally invested in the game. Don’t have the lich counterspell it.
Evil Me: Yeah, have the lich use disintegrate immediately afterwards, instead. Try rezzing that, religion nerd!
And also the flintlock
I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.
(Don’t tell me.)
… wait a second that’s fucking mercury.