A good salesman knows what he is selling.

Nothing like throwing a shell the weight of a car at the enemy.

This is the correct answer, citizen. You may yet become a helldiver.

You must be a traitor, then. All bugs must be squashed.

Nope. There are problems that won’t be solved because of the framework of the system, but there are things that will be solved because it falls within the framework. Hopefully it goes a good direction, so far it’s been good for humans.

I logged in at like 99.5% or something, so I jumped in as soon as I could.

He goes gaga for them and flops everytime.

Is the penalty a team penalty? I always feel bad about this because I don’t want to cause issues for my teammates.

He is doing his part!

Sun Tzu was so wise

A trick I’ve found with the rover is to always be on a higher elevation your teammates with it. Stand on a box or something when using it near them. It’s super useful to use it when providing supporting fire as well.

You just need to be constantly aware of where your teammates are when using it.

Hmm, it’s possible I will never have been around when it has passed earth. I’m healthy, but life is harsh.

A fellow helldiver was calling the two button doors “Friendship doors” and needed help opening them. I decided to go over and help, and after I was done, I offered a hug and they accepted. It was the best.

Serena in the back freezing when the others are just looking cool. Funny screen cap.

It is usually this for me as well. I’m misunderstanding something or I completely looked over a basic thing.

I actually love it. I wonder if they were going for the aesthetic?

I should say, though the toilet is poorly placed.

Yeah, and they make it souch easier to crack the screen because phone cases can’t properly cover the edges.

14% gain is still extremely good.

I guess I’m behind in times as wouldn’t emulation cause the game to be slower on Linux than on Windows?

I tried switching to Linux when I was a kid, but figured out quickly that my scrap computer could only play my games natively. I’m not sure how it wouldn’t always be slower on Linux unless the game was built for Linux.

Yeah, I don’t want ff off. it’s a challenge sometimes to not kill friendlies with a mortar or when they run in front of my line of fire. I think it fits the theme too well to not be part of the game.

You would expect a lot of FF incidents from the minimal training helldiver’s get before being dropped.